Who sings this old brit punk song?

All the lyrics I remember are; "She's prettier than Patrick Moore and dainty as a dalek, (nick nack patty whack give the dog a bone) each time I try to kiss her, she slips into a time warp I invariably miss her. then i go into a time warp (what am I doing here) time warp (what all this stuff in my ear) time warp you know it ain't no fun, one minute I'm here, next minute I'm gone". Any help will be greatly appreciated - thanks in advance -Chic