My wife is divorcing me for unreasonable behaviour?

If not lifting your feet up when she's hoovering while i'm trying to watch football,and not flushing the chain when i've been for a poo,is deemed grounds for divorce,by the big fat umpa lumpa,then i'm a monkeys uncle.There's no wonder I never took her out with that attitude.....p.s,does anybody fancy a date when my divorce comes through.